Happy Birthday Marina Diamandis!
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.
why do cats like to stand in things so much omg
Tumblr has taught me more about memes, skeletons, anime titties, vaporwave, eating ass etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time
- oppressed group: *speaks about their lived experiences being marginalized*
- oppressors: source?