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schweiber:

*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK

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dollychops:

FROOT

Happy Birthday Marina Diamandis!

(via instagrampa)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

(via taggedbooty)

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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bloxs:

Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

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combeferret:

absolutcute:

source

why do cats like to stand in things so much omg

(via chainsawpunk)

myskinnylife:

Tumblr has taught me more about memes, skeletons, anime titties, vaporwave, eating ass etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time

(via kundus)

glukauf:

Happy Lila

(via lachowskii)

  • oppressed group: *speaks about their lived experiences being marginalized*
  • oppressors: source?

autumncozy:

Cats in scarves in the fall.

(via madoka)