(via thatxlavenderxblonde)


My anaconda will consider it

(via kundus)


Me: [makes really judgmental personal comment] but I mean do you; live your life.

(via undeniablylame)

Bath time with my love

(via unholymermaid)

(via daddyfuckedme)


The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay” is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay” as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender roles. She shames him for being thin and wearing makeup. 

In the opening line of the song she says he should kill himself. 

But, you know, baby you’re a firework or whatever. 

(via somedayinjakarta)


"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via kundus)


Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.

(via trouserweasel)

(via instagrampa)


im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

(via leias)

  • me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

(via penis-hilton)


things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via trouserweasel)


when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with


(via taggedbooty)


Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via penis-hilton)